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Greetings actual or potential fans! Guitarist Joel Newton here, and this is my new blog site. You may know me from the Joel Newton Situation and other serious musical pursuits. For better or worse, you have stumbled upon or deliberately found the official web page for the Joel Newton Earth-tet, a group dedicated to bringing hot jazz-funk-rock-fusion to the farthest reaches of the globe, with a dizzying array of special guests, many of whom are famous and awesome.
You’ll be reading about these people (among many others)…
and these non-people things…
Yes, as amazing as it may seem, past guests and almost guests include Taylor Swift and Ted Nugent, and a soon-to-be guest is Billy Joel. This is not a joke, although it might seem to be a joke. Wait, what is a joke? How about I’m dead serious about doing this “thing,” so it really isn’t a joke? I’m doing this to better my life, and the people around me. Is that a joke? I don’t think so. Or maybe it is. Ha ha ha ha. Have I covered my ass legally? I have no idea.
I digress. Hold on to your seats, fasten your seat-belts, adjust your seats horizontally and vertically as needed, try not to pee in your seat, and prepare to experience musings on the musical experience unlike anything you’ve experienced before, except for a root canal, in terms of intensity, or at least stupidity.
EXCITING BULLETINS BELOW! They are in REVERSE CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER, so start from the bottom if you want to catch up, or just keep reading this way to catch down. Get comfy with a beer or glass of wine, or a whole tub of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream. Some of it’s funny, so be careful with the contents of your mouth; you don’t want Cabernet or chocolate chips flying out of your nose. Or maybe you do. I don’t judge my fans.
Humbly,
Joel
*Ted Nugent was booked for our originally-planned Paramus debut at the Flo-Flo-Kus Mall, but it didn’t work out (see Bulletin 2, June 28). That’s about when Taylor came into my life. As it turns out, she was on Cape Cod, secretly researching me and working on “the look” she’d use to try to insinuate herself into my band. It worked.
Joel Newton Earth-tet (JNET) 
But examining lawyers do often alter their thoughts. That occurred in a case involving
the group Dykes on Bikes.
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Great blog! Do you have any tips for aspiring writers?
I’m hoping to start my own website soon but I’m a little lost on everything.
Would you suggest starting with a free platform like WordPress
or go for a paid option? There are so many options out
there that I’m totally overwhelmed .. Any suggestions?
Thank you!
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